
Ferry to Nanaimo
After a seemingly fruitless half-hearted job hunt upon arrival in Vancouver to find that “everyone” is on holiday (vacation) until September, we continued with our plan of a few tiki tours before settling down to the grind of nine to five. But with our optimism (and enthusiasm) waning I spotted a job ad at our local outdoors shop (Coast Mountain Sport) while getting more supplies for our next camping mission.
So I asked for a job application form, filled it our at home and adapted my cover letter to suit ie. less about juggling spreadsheets of roading projects at Transit (the agency formerly know as… FYI – now the New Zealand Transport Agency) and more about my unquenchable thirst for selling shoes – oh, I mean the outdoors!
Not surprisingly I dazzled the store manager at the interview and our trip to Vancouver Island was cut short so I could start earning the minimum wage asap. Our Vancouver Island mission coincided with a long weekend – well, a long weekend for people gainfully employed – all our weekends were “long” at this point in time.
We set off on Saturday morning using my philosophy of “don’t bother studying up how to get there and where to stay – just play it by ear”. With the usual ever so helpful bus drivers (seriously, after bussing in NZ, it takes a while to get used to helpful and friendly bus drivers) directing us exactly where to go, we made it to the ferry terminal in Horseshoe Bay in an hour from home.
Having not consulted a ferry timetable we purchased our ferry tickets ($14 each one way) and had an hour or so to kill before departure. Horseshoe Bay is a bit like Picton (NZ) so we got a coffee (and I got a sausage roll), pulled up a park bench, sat and enjoyed some sun and people watching.
On board the ferry (much like the Cook Straight ferries) we went straight for the upper deck to enjoy the sun, fresh air and views. While perched near the smokers area, we were entertaining ourselves by watching a group of about 8 young blokes (17-19) who with their long hair and grunge look smoked cigarettes and joked about (made me think of the South Island mission me and the fellas did back in 1999 – ah, those were the days). They then claimed themselves a round table, and proceeded to set up an elaborate bong much like those huge Egyptian/Moroccan ones.
With great fascination I watched the bong owner assemble the several pieces until it stood about 2 feet high, pour some water into it, pass the hose and mouth piece to a mate to set up, full the cone with weed, cover the cone with tin foil, then carefully puncture a few holes in the tin foil before lighting a piece of charcoal to sit on top.
If this wasn’t intriguing enough, after a number of kids, parents and random people filed past without so much as battering an eye, as these lads chuffed away on their bong, eventually one of the ferry staff (in his white sailor uniform) approached the pot smoking lads. While I couldn’t catch everything he said, it was very funny to here him start off along the lines of: “Hey there fella’s, enjoying some of that good green stuff? I know it’s organic and herbal and better than smoking tobacco, and most people are fine with it, it’s just that some people aren’t fine with it so if you could maybe just finish up and put it away?” At this point the lads offered the ferry guy a toke, he reluctantly declined, made some other funny comments, while some tourists who were until now oblivious were taking photos of the lads, their massive bong and the ferry guy chatting to them – unfortunately I was too cool to look like I’d never seen a bong in action to take photos myself (okay so I tried to discretely take one, but it wasn’t very good).
Public transport Canadian style.